Arrogant Empire

Fellas listen up Im bout to put yall up on some game. Its called the Wink face text message. This is the most powerful tool when your trying to get some ass from a chick in a direct, offensive way. You can say anything you want to a chick as long as you end it with a ;) For instance. "You should totally let me fuck you in the ass later bitch ;)" <---- You see that well placed wink face at the end of the statement? If you were to end it with a question mark then that is grounds to get cursed out or fucked up. But how can you get mad at a wink face? You can't! Its full proof. Because if they do get mad which they won't you could always reply back "hahaha I was just fucking wit you" It kinda leaves it open ended and throws the women off balance. You can't wink face everything though it has to be offensive. The offensive shit has a 56% success rate because chicks dig an honest nigga plus they think the wink is cute. If all else fails and you can't talk yourself out of the situation and she's actually upset you can bail yourself out with the sad face :( but thats a last resort. This technique only works if you follow the directions precisley. You can't haul off and start sending Remixes to the wink face like (O_-) Or ;-) It just wont work and you'll end up with a foot up your ass. Heres a few examples of some success and some failures. Try it out my niggas and enjoy. I wanna hear your success stories after you try it out

This attempt was a success because I got right to the point



This isn't a complete failure, I coulda got a Yes if I would have been more disrespectful. Take notes Fellas



Now these two go to show that you can't say ANYTHING with a wink face text. You have to do it just right!