So last night was game 7 of the NBA Finals Lakers vs Celtics. Me and the whole Arrogant Empire crew saddled up and hit Fridays 3 cars deep drunk and ready party. We got there and that shit was PACKED! Felt like we was at homecoming all the old faces I seen. After 4 long islands and 3 beers I have no idea who won lol! Alls I remember is sitting at a table with 4 random bitches that I just met and stealing one of the chicks wings all night haha! Good times. Honestly I don't care about sports. I never have. I hate watching them, shit is boring. Why would i wanna see a bunch of dudes running back and forth up a court trying to put a ball in a hole? I'd rather spend my time watching porn or a good movie Just sayin lol. Oh shit I almost forgot! Funny thing happened last night. I walked up to this group of 5 chicks that was sitting at a table and I noticed an empty seat. I said "You mind if I sit here for a second until a spot opens up at the bar?" Them bitches looked at me like "You look familiar whats your name?" I was like "Pot, whats good?" They was like "YOOOOOO!!!!!! Aint you the dude that said all light skinned bitches look like Rick Fox on that blog you wrote? Fuck YOU! You can't sit here!" I swear to god real talk that shit was crazy!!! Small world yo, one of them must follow me on twitter or something LMAO! After we left Fridays I have NO clue what happened next, all I remember is waking up on the living room floor with seasoning salt and hot sauce smeared all over my face. We must've hit the chicken spot or something Lol!
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