Arrogant Empire

Ok this actually happened to me before only I was with a girl but Im curious to know how you all would handle the situation. So lets say that your out at the disco and you meet the man of your dreams. Im talking about this nigga is PERFECT. You two exchange numbers and talk until the sun comes up about baby names and wedding dresses and all that gay ass stuff women talk about. You agree to go out on a date. This nigga picks you up in a brand new sports car and takes you out for chinese. He makes you laugh cry and feel sexy all at once. After dinner is over you go back to his place and its baaaaallllliiinnnnnn!!!!!! You sit by the fire place and sip wine while talking about politics and your favorite sexual position. By now your turned on and when he leans over and kisses your neck your panties get soaked. He raises your shirt and starts massaging your breasts when your stomach starts to bubble and you let out silent but deadly fart. "Oh god" you think to yourself "maybe chinese wasn't the best meal for a first date." You excuse yourself and ask where the bathroom is while squeezing your ass cheeks together running full speed as he's giving you directions. When you finally reach your destination you sit down just in time as an avalanche of SHIT cascades its way out your smelly rectum. At this point your feeling super embarrassed, not only did you fart in front of prince charming but now your on his toilet taking a huge poop. "How did I end up here?" You think between pushes "I hope he doesn't get turned off, I really wanted to fuck this dude." You reach for the toilet paper and realize there is none in sight.... When you flush, the poop is so big that it won't go down and the toilet starts to overflow. So now your standing in an inch of toilet bowl water with a shitty ass and no toilet paper or reasonable substitute in sight! WHAT DO YOU DO???????? Fellas you can flip this scenario around and put yourself in the situation. What would my niggas do?

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