Arrogant Empire

When you hear the term "dime" when discussing women you think of a BAD ass chick. A chick that looks good as an italian ice on a summer day. Im talking bout hazel eyes, phat ass, flat stomach, titties on deck, and can dress her ass off! A chick that looks soo good that you would think she was hand crafted by Jesus Christ hisself.... But what if she walked duck footed? Would you still consider her a dime? Like when she walks her feet move in opposite directions. What if she had a mean switch? Bitch like look she hoola hooping on a treadmill when she walking down the street. How would you slow dance with her? You'd have your hands around her waist trying to get close to her and show her your moves and she steady electric sliding to R.Kelly records. Being duck footed is the worst affliction in america since Polio. Its a real handicap. The government should give all duck footed people a mandatory segway to get around. But anyway Snobs, can a duck footed chick still be a dime? Let us know what you think

By @AsiFrio