Arrogant Empire

Im tired of getting my hair cut the same every Friday. I think its time for a change. I was thinking about going with a mohawk but I want something more original. I've decided on this one here. What do you think?

So I walk in McDonalds today on my way to work to grab a cheeseburger cause I didn't have time to cook breakfast and I see a man holding his wife's purse. It's already bad that he's holding it but this nigga has it over his shoulder really rocking it like its his. No man should ever hold a chicks purse, I don't care how many things are in her hand, grab something else not the purse. I never even used to hold my moms purse when she would ask me as a child, I'd be like "Ma Im not gay, hold it you yourself." When I asked this man why he's doing it he told me because he loves his wife. There aint enough love in the world to condone such acts. I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

It was December 27th the morning of my 25th birthday and I was on a solo trip to Miami to do it big. I like to travel by myself because when your with a group of niggas, bad things tend to happen. Anyways, the plane lands and the stewardess has to help me off because I had one too many of those little $10 bottles of scotch they offer on the flight. I stumbled passed the luggage claim and giggled at all the losers waiting for their bags. I'm a baller and ballers don't pack bags, we buy clothes when we get to where we're going. I stepped out into the warm sun and hopped into a cab. After about 10 minutes we pulled up to the South Beach Marriott and I checked into my suite on the 10th floor. After a quick shower I hit the hotel gift shop and bought one of those obnoxious yellow Hawaiian shirts, a pair of fitted white capris that show just enough camel toe to drive the ladies crazy and some cheap thong sandles. I was looking good! First stop Wet Willies. I pulled up a seat by myself at the bar and ordered two "Call a cabs." The rule when your in Miami is you always gotta have two drinks in hand at all times. I started chatting with these 3 Muslim dudes about random shit and they were pretty cool. If you didn't know, Muslims party the hardest. They're wild, straight up, but it gets awkward when they have to stop to pray every hour in the club. By the time the sun set we were fucked up so we paid the tab and walked two doors down to a club called Mangos. Spanish booty was everywhere in this place but it smelled like a mixture of Chipotle and used Nuva Rings. I spotted this FINE Cuban chick across the bar and noticed she was staring at me. "I think she wants my cock" I thought. One thing was odd about her though, she had on a full length sun dress and it was 90 degrees outside. I finished my drink and unbuttoned my shirt so my chesticles were showing and "fist pumped" my way all the way over to her. I looked her right in the eyes grabbed her ass and said "Hi, my name is Pot." She told me her name was Gloria.

Gloria

We didn't waste anytime. Gloria wanted me bad, I wanted her even more. As we left the bar I let her walk in front of me so I can admire the booty and I noticed she was walking with a limp. "She's probably just drunk" I thought. We arrived back to my room and sat on the bed. I put on Kanye West 808's and Heart Breaks to set the mood. I had room service deliver a bottle of Rose' not that White Star I'm a baller. After a few drinks I climbed on top and started kissing all on her neck. I paused for a second to wipe my tongue cause I got a mouth full of perfume. I started sucking on her titties and dry humping the shit out of her. I reached in my pocket for a condom then thought "fuck it, this bitch look good as hell she's probably clean." As I lifted her skirt I jumped back in surprise and disbelief. "What the fuck Gloria! Wheres your other leg?" I stood there in shock for a few minutes then did what any other young stud would do in a situation like mine........ I hit that shit anyway. I unstrapped her leg and sat it carefully on the night stand. I spread her leg as wide as possible and started tearing the fur off that crippled bitch. We were getting busy for like 4 minutes before I busted a huge nut all over her stomach. I turned off the lights to try and get some rest but Gloria kept rubbing her nub against my crotch, she wants some more of the stallion. I bent her over on all threes and decided to give her a little treat. "I'm gonna put it in her butt" I thought to myself. Well she was Cuban and all Spanish chicks enjoy anal so I went for it. After about 5 minutes I noticed her ass was getting really wet and she was moaning loud as hell when a deafening smell smacked me in the face. So I kept on going.... I had to hold my nose because the smell was making my dick soft. So there I am, drunk in Miami on my 25th birthday, sloppily stroking a handicapped chick in the ass, one hand holding my nose, the other hand holding her nub to keep her balanced. BAAALLLLIINNNN!!! I stroked 3 more times and came so hard in her ass that I let go of her nub, she screamed and fell off the bed. As my dick slid out her ass I felt warm liquid ooze down my balls and thighs. I flicked on the lights and POWWWWW!!!! This bitch shit on my dick!!! That's what the smell was! There was diarrhea all over the sheets, on my balls,peppered in my pubic hair, everywhere! I called security and had them exit that bitch out. I kept her leg as a souvenir because i knew nobody would believe this story when I got back home. Worst birthday ever.


Here's a picture of me with my souvenir




This is a picture of Gloria I found on her facebook.

Yo Drake is wack as hell now. I been saying it since he came out. He's just another Trend rapper with no longevity. He peaked on his mixtape "So Far Gone." That shit was a classic from start to finish but everything he put out after that sounds exactly the same. He even says shit the same just using different words. His delivery sucks and his voice is boring as hell. His cd is gonna flop. He's just another skinny jeans wearing Canadian trying to hard to fit in! Corny ass fans out there who don't know shit about music always hoppin on the next trendy nigga that got a couple dope lyrics. The key to gaining fans in the industry nowadays is simple, all you gotta do is be a tall lightskinned nigga that wears tight clothes and flannel shirts with sunglasses. That's it! I feel the same way about JCole. Yeah he got some nice lyrics but unlike Drake, J Cole songs are actually boring as hell. I can fall asleep listening to a J Cole cd. He focuses too much on clever lines and word play and forgets about the musical aspect. You still gotta make good songs! Nas do that shit too! I don't wanna have to sit down with a pen pad and encyclopedia to try to decipher your rhymes and shit. There has to be a "medium" some sort of balance between Flow, delivery, content, and mainstream appeal. These new rappers coming out are always missing a couple of these. That's why Hov is king. Drake and J Cole will be forgotten about by 2012 just like the Ying Yang Twins mark my words. Oh yeah comment on that new track.

I got something to say about Jehovah's Witness people.......FUCK THEM!!!! They really piss me off. What gives you the right to knock on my door at 8 am on Saturday mornings when Im hung over trying to catch some z's. They really evolved over the years too. There used to be a time when they would pull up to the block in a big ass white church van and we had time to shut off the lights and act like we weren't home. Not anymore, you're a bunch of sly foxes, some real trixters. Before you even know what's going on they're already looking at you through your window knocking on the door. The question I have for you is "how the hell do you get to the door so fast?" Im starting to think you have some sort of Cloak that you tie around your necks that makes you invisible just long enough to rush the door, on some Lord of the Rings Shit. Another tactic I've seen them do is to send the sexiest "Witness" up to the door to knock while the rest hide behind trees waiting to pounce. I must admit, that was a good trick, I fell for it once. I just thought it was some lost dummy chick so I opened the door and tried to spit my best game then POW!!! Ambush. She stepped aside as 4 older fat "Witness" bitches held me down while the Elder male tried to proposition me with that cult Witness bullshit asking "Am I ready for Jahovas Return" and what not. The 4 Older Witnesses made it rain on me with those "Clock Tower" pamphlets before they all exited to the next house. As I laid on the floor violated and confused I vowed to never fall for any of that "Witness' fuckery again.

The Strategy

Now i didn't just simply come up with this strategy, it took some trial and error and a lot of man hours (No homo). The first technique I used was something I called the shock technique. I first pumped myself up by listening to that new Justin Beiber Gangsta Grills mixtape then splattered ketchup all over my white Tee. I Left the door cracked a little so that when the "Witnesses" knocked the door would open. I laid down on the floor and acted dead. This one failed miserably. As I laid there motionless a fat man who's breath reeked of Tetty Grahams and cheap vodka attempted to give me mouth to mouth while simultaneously asking me if Im prepared for his return.
The next one I tried was the "Shock and Awe" Technique. This time I opened the door in a furry pink robe and invited them in. Thats the shock part, they're not accustomed to someone just calmly letting them in. I had the 3 old women sit on the couch across from me and I sat down in the love seat. As they started talking to me I laid my beer down and spread my legs as wide as possible until my dick rested on the warm leather cushion. I then open my robe just enough so they seen my "member" and hairy sack in plain view. Thats the "awe" factor because my dick is so small it makes you say "awwwww" Well this didn't seem to bother them one bit. They continued with there speech then left as if nothing happened.
At this point I decided to step it up a notch. I realized that I wasn't being disrespectful enough so I came up with the ultimate plan and it worked!!!
It was last Saturday and I was feeling like shit cause I was at the YHGM barbecue getting hammered all day with my nigga Fuze. I decided to stay up all night and wait for these fuckers to try me in the morning. As I peered through the curtains I noticed a group of individuals approaching my door bibles in hand about to knock. I stripped down butt ass naked and massaged my meat till I had a nice "semi erection" rocking. I swung the door open with all my might, grabbed my balls, raised my chin and screamed at the top of my lungs "WITNESS DEEZ!!!!!!!!!" and chased them up the block, cock in hand with a crazed look in my eyes. They bolted back to the car and sped off. That was perfect usage of Shock, Awe, and Disrespect and I never heard from the again. Niiiicccce!

This is the most fucked up shit I have ever seen in my entire life. The gays of the world have nothing better to do with their time. I had nightmares for days about what went on in this movie. If you think 2 girls 1 cup was bad thats a walk in the park compared to this. Im not even gonna go into too much detail and I WILL NOT post think link to this shit. If you feeling that brave then a quick google search will turn up the video for you. Heres my reaction video. Make sure you lower the volume on your speakers cause I screamed pretty loud

Just got done watching Precious for the first time. That movie is depressing as hell. And just when you think it can't get any worse she gets HIV and shit. Real tear jerker yo. Monique's role as her mother was crazy as hell. I was like damn son dont be talkin to your daughter like that. The crazy thing about it is theres some families out there that are actually like that. Puts things in perspective yo. Sometimes you think you got it bad but a movie like this lets you know that it could definitely be worse. Great flick though, I highly recommend everyone to check it out. After seeing this I actually feel bad about joking on her fat ass. SMH

#Nevertrust a smiling baby yo. You think there all cute and cuddly till they turn on you. Be aware of the children. Yall think that babies can't talk? You better get familiar Babies are speaking a language way too advanced for your average adult to comprehend. They are secretly plotting a take over. Babies have been forming this "Society" if you will since the beginning of time, its called "The Secret Alliance of the Children" I know you've all heard of 2012, the year the earth is supposed to end or some shit like that. Well during my studies at Harvard under grad and Yale I did some research on the subject. After reading countless novels, bibles, and theories by well traveled philosophers they all have one thing in common....... BABIES. You ever wonder why they just stare at you in silence? Never talking and barely moving? They're watching us! Reading our movements. Babies know exactly what were gonna do before we even do it. Never trust a baby! Think about it, babies think there slick trying to act all cranky and hungry just so they can suck on our girls titties! Fuckin perverts! Yeah I said it, babies are perverts. Always crawling around the house naked pooping on whatever they want. And us silly adults are too naive to see what they are up to. We clean they're poop with out hesitation while the baby sits back and giggles. You ever wonder why a babies poop smells so bad? Secretly it contains the cure to all the worlds diseases, the smell is a defense mechanism to deter us from taking stool samples and analyzing them. You ever wonder why babies are so short? Well Imma tell you, when the revolution happens there height makes them more aerodynamic so they can fuck shit up at a more efficient rate. There's a reason why they say to never let your baby sleep in your bed. Its for YOUR protection not there's! #Neverttrust a smiling baby yo. The Secret Alliance of the Children is real and you have been warned.

So I get a letter in the mail from the DMV this morning talm bout I owe $4800 for lapse of insurance on my Camry. Yo I aint had my Camry for 3 years!!!! What kinda shit are they pullin trying to snatch my tax return up cause of that! I never had no "Lapse in Coverage" The way they get you is by making it impossible to reach them over the phone, I sat on hold for 1 hour trying to reach someone and still got no response. Now Imma have to go all the way across town and wait in the LONG ass line to straighten out some bullshit that aint even true. I know they gonna try to give me the run around talm bout Im missing documents or Im in the wrong line or some shit like that. Ill be wrong if I go in there and fuck shit up though right. I see why niggas blow up post offices and child support buildings and shit. Fuck the DMV, Fuck the Child Support System, Fuck those long lines at the grocery store when they only got 2 cashiers working and the rest is walking the isles jerking off, Fuck having to pee when your laying in the bed mad comfortable and you know when get up you won't be able to get in that same position any more. Oh yeah fuck BET movies too yall play the worst shit. Fuck Lil Mama just because.

Yo have you ever stopped and looked at the bottom of white chicks feet? It don't matter the weather or the location, they can be in the house or at the pool, the bottom of their feet is ALWAYS dirty. Don't believe me? Find the nearest white girl in your town and ask her to see her feet then report back to me. Its almost like a permanent layer of filth that won't wash off. If I ever have the pleasure of having a white chick in my bed Im gonna make sure she wash her feet off in the sink and Imma keep a fresh supply of footies near the bed... Like these #nshit



But the crazy thing about it, no matter how dirty white chicks feet are they never stink. Weird right? Spanish chicks have the smelliest feet out of all women. I guess its cause they standing on they feet all day cleaning hotel rooms #nshit. #Nevertrust a spanish women with pretty feet.

These dudes are sick, dope lyrics over smooth ass beats. That real shit. Kinda reminds you of that golden area rap music back before the radio and mtv catered to faggots like Justin Beiber and Beyonce'and Bow wow. There last two mixtapes they dropped are classics easy. Hears some Tunes and studio footage for you to check out. Get familiar

Pac Div studio session from Like PacDiv on Vimeo.

Mibbs (Pac Div) freestyle!! from Eazy on Vimeo.

This Is Jim Jones Documentary 1 from Mixtape Monster on Vimeo.

This Is Jim Jones Documentary 2 from Mixtape Monster on Vimeo.

This Is Jim Jones Documentary 3 from Mixtape Monster on Vimeo.

This Is Jim Jones Documentary 4 from Mixtape Monster on Vimeo.

This Is Jim Jones Documentary 5 from Mixtape Monster on Vimeo.

This Is Jim Jones Documentary 6 from Mixtape Monster on Vimeo.

In the Process of changing the entire layout of this blog and Hiring some new writers, so bear with me for the next couple days while we go through these changes. Anyone interested in writing Email Pot@arrogantempire.com

I don't care what NOBODY say, Ill fuck the shit out of Heidi. I don't care if her face is now recyclable , That bitch face look like its made out of used nuva rings. She got mad plastic surgery quilt face ho can get my whole 3 inches any day though. Any nigga that say they won't hit that shit is gay.

Kobe is the greatest player to ever play in the NBA but what is this faggotry. Does this nigga really have on lip gloss to? LMAO

I was poking around the internets and thought this was pretty cool. I'd definitely cop one