#Nevertrust a smiling baby yo. You think there all cute and cuddly till they turn on you. Be aware of the children. Yall think that babies can't talk? You better get familiar Babies are speaking a language way too advanced for your average adult to comprehend. They are secretly plotting a take over. Babies have been forming this "Society" if you will since the beginning of time, its called "The Secret Alliance of the Children" I know you've all heard of 2012, the year the earth is supposed to end or some shit like that. Well during my studies at Harvard under grad and Yale I did some research on the subject. After reading countless novels, bibles, and theories by well traveled philosophers they all have one thing in common....... BABIES. You ever wonder why they just stare at you in silence? Never talking and barely moving? They're watching us! Reading our movements. Babies know exactly what were gonna do before we even do it. Never trust a baby! Think about it, babies think there slick trying to act all cranky and hungry just so they can suck on our girls titties! Fuckin perverts! Yeah I said it, babies are perverts. Always crawling around the house naked pooping on whatever they want. And us silly adults are too naive to see what they are up to. We clean they're poop with out hesitation while the baby sits back and giggles. You ever wonder why a babies poop smells so bad? Secretly it contains the cure to all the worlds diseases, the smell is a defense mechanism to deter us from taking stool samples and analyzing them. You ever wonder why babies are so short? Well Imma tell you, when the revolution happens there height makes them more aerodynamic so they can fuck shit up at a more efficient rate. There's a reason why they say to never let your baby sleep in your bed. Its for YOUR protection not there's! #Neverttrust a smiling baby yo. The Secret Alliance of the Children is real and you have been warned.
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What year did you graduate Harvard?
LMAO! I graduated Harvard in 2007.