Here some random things I tweeted last night
Chicks is stupid my bro used to put cheap vodka in goose bottles and the girls like "this shit good! All I drink is goose"
This chick got a rusty lip ring
Not that I don't believe in god but keep it real, the story is a little far fetched.
I'm bout to invent an app for your phone that can sense when your drunk and locks up when u go to use it
#random If I was stranded on an island all I'd need is one human vagina, rhiannas forehead, and my ipod
#random I'm gonna adopt a little asian girl and name her Pablo for the lols
How you Eye Candy wit a beer belly?
she has two dicks, ones not circumcised, the other she can fold into shapes like balloon animals
#DontActLikeYouNever let a friend use your computer and got nervous cause you forgot to clear the history
#DontActLikeYouNever masturbated with one headphone off so you could hear if someone was coming
Chicks is stupid my bro used to put cheap vodka in goose bottles and the girls like "this shit good! All I drink is goose"
This chick got a rusty lip ring
Not that I don't believe in god but keep it real, the story is a little far fetched.
I'm bout to invent an app for your phone that can sense when your drunk and locks up when u go to use it
#random If I was stranded on an island all I'd need is one human vagina, rhiannas forehead, and my ipod
#random I'm gonna adopt a little asian girl and name her Pablo for the lols
How you Eye Candy wit a beer belly?
she has two dicks, ones not circumcised, the other she can fold into shapes like balloon animals
#DontActLikeYouNever let a friend use your computer and got nervous cause you forgot to clear the history
#DontActLikeYouNever masturbated with one headphone off so you could hear if someone was coming
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