I met him down Adam's Morgan in DC. He was tall, caramel skinned, with mid back length dreads…..sexy dreads. I'm a real sucker for nice looking dreads. Me and my homegirl were walking to the jumbo pizza place when he walked past me. I glanced up, saw him then had to turn around and do a double take because he looked too damn good. He also turned around and caught me staring. He looked me dead in my eyes and smiled. It was a done deal from there.

Fast forward to 4 weeks later
He's on top of me with his shirt off, kissing on my neck. He lifts my shirt up, pulls my titties out my bra then starts sucking on them for a while. Afterwards, he slowly moves down, kissing my stomach all the way down to my belly button. He gets to my jeans and looks up at with a smirk before undoing them and pulling them down. He slowly slides them all the way off. I'm left in my thong. He spreads my legs and begins to kiss my inner thighs, getting close to my cat but then going back down. He's teasing me. He keeps doing this until my legs start to shake with anticipation. He finally moves all the way up, uses one hand to slid my panties aside, and gets to work. He starts off with long slow licks up and down, sensual type licks. He slowly increases the speed and intensity of his licking.Then he started doing some type of magic tricks with his tongue. I don't know what it was that he was doing but it just felt SO GOOD. My pussy was getting so wet that it sounded like his tongue was swimming. It was so good that my eyes started tearing up. I'm moaning heavy. Then he stops and sucks on my clit as he slides two fingers in (NOTE TO MEN: Just like you want women to use their hands, you need to use yours too!) So he's sucking while using his fingers to explore the pussy. I'm loving it. Soon I feel my self about to cum. With my back arched up all high, I half moan/half yell that I'm about to cum and grab his head. Just as I do that he pulls his fingers out and sucks on my pussy just in time for me cum in his mouth. He licks all around my pussy before getting up and laying next to me. With my legs shaking I take a minute to regain my senses. Then I get up.

My turn! And I love sucking dick. As soon as I pull down his jeans his dick springs up. He's already rock hard. It was very big, especially thick. I don't tease, I get right to business. I start off by licking the underside, right were the balls and shaft meet, before moving down to his balls. I alternate on sucking each one. Then I slow lick all the way up his shaft, stop at the frenulum and slowly massage it with my tongue before sliding his whole dick in my mouth. It was very thick so I had to suck at an angle so my teeth wouldn't hit it. I go ALL the way down, my lack of a gag reflex really came in handy. I start off fast then alternate between fast and slow. I massage his balls as I suck. Every few moments I'd stop and lick all around the shaft, suck his nuts a little bit then move back up and start sucking again. It doesn't take long before I feel his dick getting tense, I know he's almost "there". So I switch up to my suck and beat technique.

(I'm going to let ya'll in one of my secrets, this really helps if a dick is too long: get the dick extra wet, then grab it tightly with your hand and beat it a little bit. Afterwards start sucking again with your hand still clenching the dick. Now make sure that your hand is right up to your lips, kind of like your kissing your hand, and beat and suck at the same time with your mouth and hand NEVER separating from each other. Guys go CRAZY over that! Just make sure you apply firm pressure with your hand.)

So I start doing that and dude is loving it. I'm sucking and beating fast. He puts his hand on my head and slows down my pace. Some ladies hate when a dude puts his hand on their head but I love it. it lets me know what pace he wants me to go at. So he guiding my head up and down at a slow but steady pace. Soon, his dick gets ROCK hard, I already know whats coming. He pushes my head all the way down and lets out a loud moan, before shooting his load in the back of my throw. He lets go of my head, but I continue to suck very slowly just to make sure I get all the skeet out. And of course I swallowed....

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Welp, the the end of the month is here and women all around the world have one thing in common, their period. I know this is something that all ladies have to deal with but why do you feel the need to discuss this with us dudes? If yall wanna talk about it fine, but I don't wanna hear that stuff. Its impossible to dodge these conversations. As soon as I walked into work this afternoon my coworker is all "O my gee, these cramps are killing me." I don't give a fuck about that nasty ass shit! Go be bloody some where else. It seems like yall have competitions about who can describe that shit in the nastiest way. Periods are disgusting. #nevertrust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die. I don't know if yall think its cute or something to tell guys about that stuff but you should stop. We think its nasty plain and simple. A women telling a man about her menstrual cycle is the number one turn off you could possibly do. Period talk has the ability to kill an erection faster then a toothy blow job. Tampons are nasty too. I don't wanna see or touch those things. If I ever got married and god forbid my wife was stretched out on her death bed and she needed me to run to the store to get some pads, I'd tell that bitch "Fuck atta here, bleed on yourself." Any man who buys feminine products for his significant other has no respect for his self and is a closet homo sexual. Im just calling it how I see it. I don't allow chicks to come chill with me between the 20th and the 31st of any month. If there is no sex involved then your wasting my time. All you red light runners across the world should kill yourselves too. I don't care how long you've been together or married, period sex is a FAIL. If it was up to me all couples having period sex would be tied naked to a pole and beat with a sock full of tampon applicators. Homie don't play dat. Fuck your cramps, fuck your spotting, fuck your migraines and shit, pop a midol shut up and leave period talk to yourselves, not us bro's.

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When you hear the term "dime" when discussing women you think of a BAD ass chick. A chick that looks good as an italian ice on a summer day. Im talking bout hazel eyes, phat ass, flat stomach, titties on deck, and can dress her ass off! A chick that looks soo good that you would think she was hand crafted by Jesus Christ hisself.... But what if she walked duck footed? Would you still consider her a dime? Like when she walks her feet move in opposite directions. What if she had a mean switch? Bitch like look she hoola hooping on a treadmill when she walking down the street. How would you slow dance with her? You'd have your hands around her waist trying to get close to her and show her your moves and she steady electric sliding to R.Kelly records. Being duck footed is the worst affliction in america since Polio. Its a real handicap. The government should give all duck footed people a mandatory segway to get around. But anyway Snobs, can a duck footed chick still be a dime? Let us know what you think

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Sex VS Hair Cuts

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Some people think that sex is the best thing in the world after crack or heroin but I disagree. I think a fresh hair cut is better then sex for a few reasons. The act of sex in itself feels pretty good but all that stroking and sweating can tire a nigga out when you just waiting for that last moment of bliss. If it was up to me, sex would last 2-3 minutes tops then sleep. After you cum what else is there? A fresh hair cut on the other hand feels good man while your getting cut, feels good man when they spray you with that shit that smells good. A hair cut makes a nigga feel AWESOME and is a real confidence booster which lasts up to a week until its time for a new cut. Im content with a fresh cut and no money in pocket. I don't even respect another man that can't keep a shape up. A haircut, new clothes and sneakers is for the win.
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SHOUTS to Obama for this! But they need to go ahead and legalize it. I mean seriously alcohol is worse on your body and kills thousands of people on a yearly basis. Plus have you ever woke up and thought "damn shouldn't have fucked that wale ass bitch last night I knew I shouldn't have smoked that much." LOL never. What you guys think?